How to Eat According to Paxton:
Step 1: Gobble your food.
Step 2: Play with what's left. Make sure some lands on the floor.
Step 3: Squeal and indicate you are finished.
Step 4: Look cute and grunt until Dad picks you up, and then eat his meal too.
How to Eat According to Everett:
Step 1: Refuse dinner at all costs. Hold out for something else. Don't even go to the table; it shows weakness.
Step 2: Nothing else is being given. Make sure there's a reward coming.
Step 3: Take tiny bites if and only if cake or something equally appealing is promised.