Everett: (talking about reasons to eat dinner) "It gives us energy! And I have bones! And you have bones, and Paxton has bones, and Daddy has bones, and Taryn (babysitter) has bones. Everybody has _____"
What would you think he is going to say in this scenario? Yes, I also thought it would be "Everybody has bones." But I was wrong.
"Everybody has BUTTS!" And then after I laughed it encored a repetition of "butts" about 50 times. *sigh* Parenting mistake #789609860. At least it's a funny one. :)